No need to sacrifice your education and future...

You can buy this instead:



It may not be ringworn, but it doesn't have that ugly blue backing, and can be yours for a mere $300.

And for more formal occasions, there's my favorite, the Million-Dollar Belt:



Only $399.99 (Virgil not included)

All this and more, here

Decisions

A year's tuition at UCLA (give or take a couple thousand), or this.

If I come visit...

Will you have this too?

Our sand is better than your sand

Why admire the silica implants on the "beach" in Athens when you could just visit Bill and Laura and see the real thing.

Moving On

Time to synchronize your palm pilots once again:

Bill and Laura Jordan
125 Moonstone St.
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
(310) 545-4020

The value of a Georgetown education has an up and down day

Georgetown slipped to 25 in the US News rankings released today. Falling out of the top tier in the near future seems inevitable given their current trending. However, all is not lost, rumor has it Busch (in it's lighter form) is back at the Tombs.

The benefits of all that Step Aerobics

The blog's been kinda quiet, and we're having a hard time getting Reed to sign up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone:



FYI, our old friend Ms. Bacon has 8 more shots on the Skins website.

Something About You

Like March madness and college bowl games, an unfortunate side effect of watching too much of the olympics is seeing the same 20 commercials 50 million times each. Most recently this has caused me to have the song from the Swatch commercial permanently stuck in my head this morning. However, a search of the Swatch website yeilded no clues as to either the song name or artist. After a bit of searching though, I came across this UK based website which had my answer, as well as many others. Sure the commercials are more UK focused, but it has allowed me to purge my brain of Five for Fighting's "Something About You".

Invitation

Will, how do we invite others to join the blog, and who did you invite already. We've spoken at some length about the absense of Reed and Eddy, but did they receive an invite? How about others such as Ted, Patrick, or Dave Boyd?

The Greatest Website Ever

I will never get sick of this.

Isn't that Ironic

Don't ya think?

Eddy is out of control

After some prompting from Will, I can't help but post something about my former roommate. First, where the hell is he -- this blog has been going for a number of weeks now without his participation. Second, who the hell did he send to my wedding, because from all the stories I've heard, that was not the same person I lived with for the four years following college. I'd appreciate any stories from such event posted as comments if they are appropriate for a wider audience.

Pictures of You

We've been getting in a number of photos from the wedding of late, and I thought I'd share a few. I'll be putting more on the website once I get my computer (should be delivered in 2 weeks). If any of you have photos of the event I'd love to see them. If you could be so kind as to burn them to a cd and mail it out to me, I'd appreciate it.

Hey Brad!

They stole your idea!

At the request of the Department of Homeland Security

I am raising the Crapulence Meter to High.

Please take all necessary precautions.